Mary Lou
By Robert W. Cluney
Talk
I had a little girl, away down south
So sweet bees swarmed round her mouth
She was hard to kiss as you can see
Those damned old bees keep a stingin' me
Chorus:
Mary Lou, Mary Lou
I'm in love with Mary Lou
I married that girl from the mountain so high
She lived half way to the sky
Her pappy has a moon shine still
I hope he leaves it to me in his will
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I love my wife and she loves me
And now we got a family
The house is filled with fourteen kids
It must have been something I did
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My mother-in-law has come to stay
That's why my hair is turning gray
She drinks my whiskey and smokes my pipes
And beats me up most every night
I love my wife and she loves me
I know that's the way it should be
But I got no place to lay my head
My mother-in-law's sleepin' in my bed
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Ma's in the holler, runnin' the still
If the devil don't get her the revenuers will
I tipped them off she'd be there tonight
Ma will be in jail before daylight
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Now Ma's locked up in the county jail
I'm sure not gonna' pay her bail
I'm goin' to be with Mary Lou tonight
But I won't get to sleep to near daylight
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