Bungy Bear Goes Fishing
By Robert W. Cluney
Bungy Bear walked to the river right off the bank
Full in the water and promptly sank
He bobbed to the top I want you to note
His tummy was so empty he just had to float
Now I may not be smart, but one thing I know
If you want to do some fishing that is no way to go
A fist popped up and looked Bungy Bear in the eye
He said, I’ve seen some strange fish, but you I don’t buy
Bungy Bear reached for the fish, but the fish took a dive
He said, why don’t you pick on someone your size
Bungy turned over an suddenly found
What was facing up is now facing down
Though they both had a tail, Bungy was no fish
Breathing underwater just wasn’t his dish
So to the shore he started with haste
If he was to keep on breathing there was no time to waste
Bungy pulled himself out on the bank
And set down on a rock so he could think
Now thinking is very hard on the brain
When your tummy is growling and you can’t think a thing
He saw some berries growing close to the shore
So he put one in his mouth then ate some more
He ate all he could, for this was his nature
Then he walked off looking for another adventure
Early in the morning as the sun began to rise
Bungy Bear rolled over and opened up his eyes
He rubbed his tummy with one paw as the other scratched his head
A silly thing to do before you get out of bed
Bungy Bear rubbed his tummy because he was hungry you know
And he scratched his head to make his brain go
Bungy Bear was so silly in the things that he’d do
But it’s a tickly story that I’ll tell it to you
He got to his feet and walked down the hall
There he stopped to sniff a sweet daffodil
But what Bungy bear didn’t realize
Buzzy Bee was there first, picking up supplies
Bungy Bear’s nose must have touched in the wrong place
Because what Buzzy Bee did was a social disgrace
He backed up and pushed against Bungy Bear’s nose
And said hold it there buddy, that’s as far as it goes
That bee must have had a tack in his tail
For Bungy grabbed his nose and started to wail
That bee gave a giggle as he flew away
Getting even with that bear surely made his day
The hunger in Bungy’s tummy beat the hurt of his nose
So he decided that bee was the least of his woes
He thought fish for breakfast would be a nice treat
So he gave his nose a least rub and got to his feet
[Note: Second page of this story is missing.]
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